The Gainesville Community Playhouse  presents  

Here are the current proposed dates for this season (2024/2025)

Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

Audition Dates:   
Sunday May 25 and Monday May 26th at 7 pm

Callbacks will be the
second night May 26th at  9 pm

Performance dates

JULY 18th –
AUGUST 10th

Thursday evenings, Friday evenings, Saturday evenings, and Sunday
afternoons

Audition Information:

For
auditions please be prepared to sing 16 bars to one verse of a song that you
feel showcases your vocal range. Please come prepared with one song and an
alternate in case we want to hear you sing something different.  Singing Happy Birthday or something that
hasn’t been prepared is not preferred everyone should be prepared. Please bring
an instrumental/karaoke track that can be blue toothed into a portable speaker.
We will not have a pianist. There will be a simple dance audition and cold
readings to round out the audition.

If possible,
please audition on Sunday to allow for more time during callbacks on Monday.

The doors
will open at 6:30. Please arrive early and fill out your form. Please bring
your list of conflicts with you.

Age Restrictions- 18+ is preferred

Show Synopsis

“This
happy-go-lucky view of small-town vice and statewide political side-stepping
recounts the good times and the demise of the Chicken Ranch, known since the
1850s as one of the better pleasure palaces in all of Texas. Governors,
senators, mayors, and even victorious college football teams frequent Miss
Mona’s cozy bordello, until that Puritan nemesis Watchdog focuses his
television cameras and his righteous indignation on the institution.”

Additional
Information

  • Your photo will be taken prior
    to your audition
  • You do not need to print
    out any scenes, they will all be provided
  • Memorization is not required
  • Audition pairings will be
    selected at random
  • The majority of characters will
    speak with a southern accent
 

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas —
Cast List

NARRATOR-Could be a band member or a separate
character. We are leaning towards making him a character

MISS WULLA
JEAN-Ensemble player pantomime role opening number. She was the original
Proprietor of the Chicken Ranch

MONA STANGLEY (Range:
Eb3-E5)-The current proprietor of the Chicken Ranch.

SHY-Quiet shy wannabe
Prostitute. Young, comes from a bad home

JEWEL (Range: E3-G5)-Housekeeper
and a mother figure to the girls. Generally played by and African American
Actress with a jazzy strong voice

ANGEL (Range: Bb3-Bb4)-Worldly
Prostitute who has taken on a maternal interest in Shy. She has a child of her
own at her mothers.

SHERIFF ED EARL DODD
(G2-F4)-Crusty small town Sheriff doesn’t like to be bothered by city folk. Self-appointed
protector of the chicken ranch. It’s implied that he and Mona have a history.

FARMER (Range: F3-D4 +
Ensemble character Singing)

SHY KID-Ensemble
character

DOATSEY MAE (G3-C5)-Waitress
at the café. Housewife who fantasizes about being a prostitute at the Chicken
Ranch

GOVERNOR (Range:
A2-D4) and the GOVERNOR’S AIDE-Typical politician sidesteps all questions to
deceive the voters. His aid is like his yes man.

TRAVELING SALESMAN-Ensemble
character

SLICK DUDE-Ensemble
character

CHOIR-From the
Ensemble-backup singers at the beginning and Dogettes later

AMBER-One of the girls

THE GIRLS AT MISS MONA’S (Range: G3-E5, sopranos F#5)- Linda Lou, Dawn, Ginger,
Beatrice, Taddy Jo, Ruby Rae, Eloise, Durla  

LEROY SLINEY-Townsperson

THE DOGETTES (Range:
SATB (MELVIN THORPE SINGERS (SATB) singers/dancers who appear when Melvin
Thorpe takes the stage

MELVIN P. THORPE
(Bb2-F4)-Televangelist type. TV star who makes a living uncovering scandals in
Texas

SOUNDMAN-Ensemble
character

STAGE MANAGER-Ensemble
character

CAMERAMAN-Ensemble
character

SCRUGGS-Townsperson

MAYOR RUFUS POINDEXTER-Local
Politician who has no issues with the Chicken Ranch until Thorpe exposes them.

EDSEL MACKEY-Townperson

TOWNSPEOPLE-Ensemble

T.V. ANNOUNCER-Ensemble
character

ANGELETTE IMOGENE
CHARLENE-Cheerleader spokes person

ANGELETTES-The
football cheerleaders

T.V. COLORMAN-Ensemble
player

SENATOR WINGWOAH-The
Senator who promises to take the Football team to the chicken ranch if they win

AGGIES (T/B Range:
B2-C4, tenors F#4) – #21, #71, #11, #1 the Ukrainian Placekicker, #17, #7, #12
(specialty dance), #77

PHOTOGRAPHERS-Ensemble
players

REPORTERS
– #1, #2, #3-Ensemble characters

RIO GRANDE BAND

COWBOYS (Range: T/B)

SOME ENSEMBLE ROLES
LIKE THE AGGIES, DOGGETTES, CHEERLEADERS, GIRLS WILL BE CROSSOVER TO OTHER
ROLES

 

 


Stay tuned for the 2025-2026 Audition information coming soon.

Look for more information in this space as we get closer to each audition.

All auditions start at 7PM unless otherwise noted   We encourage you to come the first night if possible.

 

  

At the GCP

Join Us On Stage

Please download and complete the audition form prior to the auditions and bring with you.