Written by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot

Directed by Donna Williams

Just imagine, the upstanding citizen that you are, receiving a mail order that is more than you bargained for. In fact, try and envision how you would dispose of vast quantities of "unspeakable" items that, if discovered, could threaten your standing in the community! A typical British farce, No Sex Please, We're British, is a wonderful mixture of innuendo and physical comedy. Fun for all!